Perl Cookbook
Christiansen, Torkington & Wall
Ok, so you have read the other books and written some fairly good Perl code, you might even be a good programmer in other languages. Now is the time to buy this book. There are better tutorials out there and better references (hey, Christiansen and Wall worked on both) but this book provides a plethora of tasks and the solution in an easy to read manner with exceptionally well written code examples.
There is a reason so many programmer's and system administrator's have bookshelves that look like an O'Reilly Associates store room - books like this one.
Sex Education for Men (semen)
Find out about the male body and penis, learn about the benefits of masturbation, better sex and read about ejaculation issues. There's also a section about common problems and a glossary for any unusual terms. And you can ask questions.
